This is a real posting on Virgin Islands Craigslist. You don't have to be completely sober to show up for work, just semi-sober! I love this place! LMAO!
two soberish line cooks ASAP (cruz bay)
Date: 2012-11-03, 5:15PM AST
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I am a chef I need two cooks who can handle a busy line simple menu alone or as a team. SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY OR DONT BOTHER. Know your shit, show up sober and on time and this will be a dream job. Respond immediately with a resume or real references.