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Pirate Funnies
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As many of you know there is a rich (pun intended) history of piracy in the Caribbean spawning various stories, novels, movies, rides and Disney paraphenalia.
Anyway, a recent post about a Rum reference T-shirt inspired my own search on Cafe Press and got me chuckling. My two faves were:
"Party like a Rock Star, Live Like a Pirate" (no doubt a Keith Richards reference/pun related to Pirates of the Caribbean 3)
And perhaps the best of the bunch when worn by a woman:
"You had me at Yo Ho"
LMAO last night and still chuckling...
Anyway, a recent post about a Rum reference T-shirt inspired my own search on Cafe Press and got me chuckling. My two faves were:
"Party like a Rock Star, Live Like a Pirate" (no doubt a Keith Richards reference/pun related to Pirates of the Caribbean 3)
And perhaps the best of the bunch when worn by a woman:
"You had me at Yo Ho"
LMAO last night and still chuckling...
*Another fine scatterbrained production
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obsessedmuch
This reminds me of the Pirate Pick up lines:
"Come on up and see me urchins."
"How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?"
"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
"I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!"
"Wanna shiver me timbers?"
"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"
And my personal favorite:
"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
(This is not meant to offend, please let me know if you are and I'll try to make it so you aren't.)
"Come on up and see me urchins."
"How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?"
"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
"I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!"
"Wanna shiver me timbers?"
"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"
And my personal favorite:
"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
(This is not meant to offend, please let me know if you are and I'll try to make it so you aren't.)
Thanks, Obsessedmuch! I'll have to remember those for Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th!)
...ron
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
***Tacky Alert***
The following may be in bad taste and offensive to some.
While I was browsing the Talk Like A Pirate Day site I ended up on their Cafe Press page which has quite a few Pirate themed t-shirts. Then I came across the item below. I thought it was funny, but it is a bit tacky. If you are offended by this, I apologize in advance.
http://www.cafepress.com/talklikeapirate.20476970
I'm going to have a drink now...
The following may be in bad taste and offensive to some.
While I was browsing the Talk Like A Pirate Day site I ended up on their Cafe Press page which has quite a few Pirate themed t-shirts. Then I came across the item below. I thought it was funny, but it is a bit tacky. If you are offended by this, I apologize in advance.
http://www.cafepress.com/talklikeapirate.20476970
I'm going to have a drink now...
...ron
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
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LandLockedBeachLover
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Guess I wasn't even close. 
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!