Don't Miss the Gravy Train

jmq · Post by **jmq** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:28 am

If you want in on this, you have to go to barackobama.com and sign up. Once there, you'll be asked to register, answer a few questions, and make a small donation, but then, you'll be IN.

By in, I mean that come Jan. 21, (if he wins) you will be sent a secret PIN number that will enable you to withdraw up to $200 per day from any ATM direct from the US Treasury, you know, to help him "distribute the wealth".

There is a small catch however. You will have to answer a series of questions to qualify. Questions like: Do you live in "Real America"?
Do you think Broccoli "Rob" is a guy who works in the produce dept or a vegetable?
What is a more believable news source - FoxNews or The New York Times?
How anxious do gay people, people of color, or people with Muslim sounding names make you - very, somewhat, or not at all?
How do you pronounce "nuclear" - NEW-klee-er or Nuk-YOU-lore?

The ATMs will be activated 24 hrs following the inauguration after President Obama goose steps down Pennsylvania Ave. in lock step with Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, and Bill Ayers (after they stop to hug a few trees and burn a few flags) to sign this ground breaking legislation into place.

Part of your donation when you sign up will also be used to help defray the costs of printing huge posters of Obama that will hang from every public building, to forge a statue of Obama for every public square (just like his REAL heros), and to convert all gun shops into abortion clinics.

The secret is out! Good day Comrades!

flip-flop · Post by **flip-flop** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:07 pm

And here I thought all I was getting for my donation was world peace and the 2nd coming of the messiah .. oh and that snazzy Obama car decal!

jmq · Post by **jmq** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:32 pm

Speaking of where the money really goes, how about the amount of RNC money going to a voice coach, designer clothes, and make-up artists for Palin?
Now I really wanna know who paid for Biden’s hairplugs. Talk about your media bias!

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jmq · Post by **jmq** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:57 pm

I can’t wait to see the subway bag lady in that snazzy red leather jacket!

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Lulu76 · Post by **Lulu76** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:00 pm

Oh, come on, poor people deserve Gucci too.

RickG · Post by **RickG** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:05 pm

Now, here's a real coverup about Obama's living relatives in Africa:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obatma/

Dennis Kucinich has a different explanation.

Cheers, RickG

flip-flop · Post by **flip-flop** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:29 pm

Well, Andy Martin, father of the Obama is a Muslim email, is now saying Obama is NOT a muslim after all. He is instead the son of civil rights leader, Frank Marshall Davis.

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plan ... smear.aspx

This was on CNN this am but now is no longer available. It was quite enlightening. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politi ... .rumor.cnn

I couldn't make this stuff up. You can watch it here ... but it will be gone soon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshRJ4yxafk

David- n Hampton, VA · Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:01 pm

You guys are cracking me up....but I am going to sign up for my two hundred dollars a day......I think I can game the questions enough to pass.

soxfan22 · Post by **soxfan22** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:36 pm

jmq wrote:I can’t wait to see the subway bag lady in that snazzy red leather jacket!

Not to worry my friend - when barack is elected, there will be no more "baglady's", right? Everyone will have a share!

Oh, and he is going to push back the oceans.

I guess young barack never got the memo on "under-promising and over-delivering".

flip-flop · Post by **flip-flop** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:40 pm

soxfan22 wrote: I guess young barack never got the memo on "under-promising and over-delivering".

I don't think any politician ever got that memo.

jmq · Post by **jmq** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:48 pm

soxfan22 wrote:Not to worry my friend - when barack is elected, there will be no more "baglady's", right? Everyone will have a share!

Oh, and he is going to push back the oceans.

...and we'll be riding unicorns over rainbows. The power of hope, baby!

pjayer · Post by **pjayer** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:58 pm

I enjoyed this article - What's A Perverse Voter To Do?

http://www.nationaljournal.com/njmagazi ... 2_3411.php

Commrade jmq, that's funny stuff. I already decided on Obama, but now I'm sold on him.

Flip, I saw that last night on CNN, too. The Alice in Wonderland comment at the end pretty much hit the nail on the head.

jmq · Post by **jmq** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:14 pm

A friendly reminder that all you Obama supporters can begin cashing in today!

I just got back from the ATM. My unicorn hit some traffic going over the first rainbow, but we made it back okay.
We stopped by the bank on the way home, but they said they already had too much money.
My mattress is going to fill up pretty quick!

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