Trip Report 4/4/07-4/13/07 Intro and Eating

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tonyadams
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Trip Report 4/4/07-4/13/07 Intro and Eating

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So, like some others here, my wife and I enjoy St. John in two main categories, eating/drinking and snorkeling. Sure there are others (beaches,napping,naughtiness,other), but I am going to focus mainly on those two. Before I do that, I'll lay out where we stayed and our basic daily itinerary.

We stayed in Coral Bay at a place called Spyglass Hill. Apparently there are two places called Spyglass Hill. This house was recommended to me by a coworker. It isn't rented that much, is a bit of an old school house, no a/c,tv,internet, but it was perfect for the two of us. The tradewinds were ridiculous (in a good way) and kept us very comfortable. The deck faced east. Our basic itinerary was to get up right before dawn, 5:45, get our coffee and bagel, and go out on the deck to watch the sunrise. Put out a bowl of sugar and a bowl of water for the bananaquits. If you haven't done this yet, it is a blast to watch them at all times of the day. We have a parrotlet at home, so these birds reminded us of our little one left behind. We would snorkel from 7-10am, find lunch out, read/nap, go out to dinner, home in bed by 8:30.

EATING

Sweet Plantains
This was probably, overall, our favorite place to eat on island. The outside is not much to look at, but the inside is fantastic and welcoming. I loved the music too (from 40's slow dance to more modern massive attack type music). Such a variety but it all worked for me. A warning about seating - half the seats inside are stool-like, so if you need a back ask for one when you make a reservation ,or sit outside. Ok. Prince, the co-owner and bartender, is both a master drink maker and wonderful host. His martinis are some of the best drinks I've ever had, and I don't even like martinis. Don't think, just do it. Order one (for you DC folks, think Todd Thrasher at Restaurant Eve). I also did the rum tasting. Very nice. Rose's (wife and co-owner) appetizers also stood out. The ceviche was excellent as was the jerk chicken wings. I thought the main courses were good, but didn't live up to the excellence of the drinks and appetizers. The short ribs were especially good. But overall, a fantastic dining experience. We ate there 3 nights.

Shipwreck Landing
We liked Shipwreck a lot. It was super busy which kept us from going there more, but the couple times we were there it was good stuff. Donna was our bartender, and she took care of us. She makes her drinks strong. Very good and strong. Her sister Nancy in the kitchen makes massive soups. The West Indies conch chowder I had was outstanding. I've had it at Caneel and in Anegada, and this could stand with both. Chef Jim cooks well, I especially enjoyed the scallops. I thought the steak was just average. My wife loved her shrimp linguini. Man, what a bunch of characters there too. Pirate Bill, a random short person (dwarf?) dancing, some crazies talking about leprosy. God I loved it.

Donkey Diner
We really liked DD. The skeeters were definitely around, but put on some St.John cologne and you are fine. We went there 3 times and enjoyed their omelets, eggs, bacon and french toast. Nothing out of this world, but a damn good breakfast/brunch. Loved the music there too. Internet available. We loved rolling up to DD and having the elementary school across the street. The kids reciting the Pledge of Allegiance was super cute. They then recited what sounded like the VI pledge of some sort. It went on for ages, whatever it was.

Skinny Legs
This place, for us, is exactly what it says it is, an ok place. Average burger, decent drinks. Only went there once, though, so maybe didn't get the whole atmosphere.

Aqua Bistro
We thought the dinner here was decent. I'd rate it third or fourth in Coral Bay behind SP and Shipwreck and Miss Lucys. We enjoyed the bar and bartenders. Attentive and made righteous coladas for my wife. The calamari was especially good, less chewy, more melt in mouthy.

Miss Lucys - Dinner
Yeah, yeah, we didn't go to brunch. We punted in favor of DD. I suppose we'll go next time. It seemed like a mistake as we pulled up. It was pitch dark by the time we got there, which kinda defeats half the purpose of going there. But we pretty much had the place to ourselves. The food was good, satisfying. I wish we would have been able to see something though.Oh well, at least we missed the bugs.

Baked in the Sun
Not a restaurant, but love this place for sandwiches to go. Picked some up for our dinghy ride. The Cuban was especially good, as well as their chocolate chip cookies. mmm. Getting there before 9am meant very few people in line.

Tage
We were super excited about this place. Server even said this would be our best meal on the island. He was wrong. My tuna was just ok, a little peppery. Actually, all the food seemed a bit over seasoned. It was decent, but our expectations combined with the crap location and $175 we spent made this place a dissapointment.

Rhumblines
We probably had our best entrees here. I had a great tilapia stuffed with crab. My wife also really enjoyed her dish (??hmm, honey?). No water views here because it is in the middle of downtown Cruz Bay, but they’ve decorated nicely and we liked it. A little buggy, but some Off does the trick.

Banana Deck
The food here was forgettable, but the drinks are mighty nice.

Caneel Bay lunch buffet
I love the soup they prepare here. Whatever it is, Calaloo (sp?), conch chowder, they do it all really well. The rest is ok, a nice selection of chicken,pasta,fish, but as with most buffets, just off a notch with the quality. But the soup, man, it’s good.

Restaurants we missed but wanted to go to: Stone Terrace, Zozos, Vies. Next time.

That’s it for this report. I’ll write up another one detailing our snorkeling adventures.
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Post by canucknyc »

Mmmmmmmm now I'm hungry! Can't wait to try some of these places, you made them sound great.
Oh, and loved your reference to "St John cologne"! I might have to borrow that one :D
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Post by flip-flop »

tonyadams said ...(for you DC folks, think Todd Thrasher at Restaurant Eve).

Ok, I had been on the fence about Sweet Plantains. Reviews have been a little mixed, but now it goes on the list. I had an Eve's Temptation made by Todd and was instantly in love. With the drink not Todd. Though Todd is great too.

Maybe I DO have a problem.
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Good report

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Yo neighbor. Good stuff. Great to get the latest on the eateries. They do change chefs and staff which can make a BIG deal in quailty. Glad you went to Donkey Diner. Doug and Claire the owners do a good job and Doug is a Virginia boy by the way....God bless..Bill
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Post by lpowmacback »

Excellent restaurant reviews tony - thanks!


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Great report and good information!
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Nice reviews! Every one of these gets me a little more excited to go!
I like that there's a little more about Coral Bay lately, too. Now I'll know what to look for.
Thank you!
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Post by liamsaunt »

Thanks for the great reviews!

I am sorry you did not like Tage though! It was closed when we were there last year, but the two years before that we had uniformly excellent food there over multiple meals. We were planning on going there for our 10-year anniversary dinner this trip. Hmmm...
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Thanks for your reviews! Great job.
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Post by Kentuckygirl »

Thanks for the good information! I love hearing reviews of the coral bay restaurants too, since we are staying on that side of the island.
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Yo Tony...nice delivery! Keep writing...love your style!
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Post by Maryanne »

I love Sweet Plantains. It's gorgeous inside; love the owners. I dream about their tostones with crab spread. Rose actually sent me the recipe and I made it, but it just wasn't the same without those tradewinds....
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Post by Jan&MikeVa »

Thank you for such good and honest reviews!

Why oh why do we always forget to try Sweet Plantains??? :roll: :roll:

Jan (akaCharlie)

P.S. Looking forward to your snorkeling reviews!!!
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Post by mrsb »

Thanks for Coral Bay restaurant review. I was so disappointed when I saw that Sweet Plantains was closed on our trip last year. I'm hoping we will get to try it this year. How was the rum tasting and what did you try?
When will I see St John again?
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Post by Ron_L »

Thanks, Tony! Great restaurant reviews! I'm going to save those for our next trip.
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Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
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