It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:02 am

Ahoy there matey! Know ye what day this is? Ye don't? What kind of landlubber are ye! Why today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. If ye not be knowin' that, where have ye been for the last decade?

International Talk Like a Pirate Day was started in 1995 and has taken hold of the online world ever since, especially thanks to that witty writing scalawag, Capt'n Dave Barry who helped the holiday become everything it is today. Why, it even has its own theme song written by Tom Smith, the scurvy of the seven seas.

So, ye need to be forgettin' about traditional grammar fer one day and join in. It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so be talkin' like a pirate or we'll make ye walk the plank!

And talkin' like that scurvy Capt'n Jack Sparrow don't count. He be the absolute worst pirate we've ever heard of.

FlaGeorge · Post by **FlaGeorge** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:52 am

Yo Ho, Yo Ho it’s a Pirate’s Day for me. Hell, they’re going to announce “Lay-offs” at my company soon – so might as well go out swinging a sword and take a wench or two.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Marcia (Mrs. Pete) · Post by **Marcia (Mrs. Pete)** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:55 am

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

LMG · Post by **LMG** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:37 am

Nice, Mr. B.

If anyone asks where you're from, today you're from ARRRRGGGGGHHHHKANSAS.

Ron_L · Post by **Ron_L** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:22 am

I be plannin' on drivin' sea dogs an' land lubbers at work crazy t' tide! They`ll regret callin' me!

I hope I still be havin' a job next high tide'! I wonder if I can get a job as a cook on a gentleman o' fortune ship?

tjwgrr · Post by **tjwgrr** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:07 am

My buxom beauty an' I be still hopin' t' take a trip t' St. John in late April or May, ya horn swogglin' scurvy dog!

We need t' get away an' put our toes in th' sand an' snorkel off all them beautiful beaches.

Ay, a few grogs and some grub at Skinny's sounds good starboard right 'bout now too.

cypressgirl · Post by **cypressgirl** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:35 am

I can't get that character from Dodgeball out of my head. What was his name? Funny movie.

liamsaunt · Post by **liamsaunt** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:56 am

Avast, MrB! I'll be disagreein' with ya. Cap'n Jack Sparrow can be second mate on my pirate ship any day! Arr!

California Girl · Post by **California Girl** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:13 pm

Arrrrgh! I raise a cup o' grog to ye all! May ye always have wind in yer sails, gold in yer pockets & a wench in yer arms!

Ron_L · Post by **Ron_L** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:18 pm

pirate walks into the bar after a long trip at sea. The bartender says, what happened to you? The last time I saw you you were in good health. Now you have a wooden leg, a hook, and a patch over one eye.

The pirate says, Arrgghh! Well let's me tell yas. We was in a battle with another ship. A cannonball takes off me leg and now I have this wooden stump to gets me around. Then a couple of months later I was in a sword fight. I gots me hand cut off. I eventually got me this here hook to replace it. Then, about a month ago, a bird flies over and shats in my eye.

The bartender says, how did that cause you to lose an eye.

Arrggghhh!!!! It was me first day with me new hook.

Kentuckygirl · Post by **Kentuckygirl** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:21 pm

Lol Ron!

Ron_L · Post by **Ron_L** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:25 pm

How about this...

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:38 pm

^ ^ ^ ^
Funniest Post EVER!!!!!

California Girl · Post by **California Girl** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:18 pm

OMG! And I thought I had seen it all! That "keyboard" is truly hilarious Ron!

sea-nile · Post by **sea-nile** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:33 pm

RonL!

That is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile!
Where in the world did you find that picture?

usvi-on-line

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It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!