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O/T Heads Up
O/T Heads Up
Just received this from one of my buds, thought I'd give ya'll a heads-up..
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water (tap) each day, at the end of each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of "Escherichia coli" ( E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste, poop (Blind mullets--couldn't resist !) In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine ( or RUM , whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH
The moral of the story is : It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of $%it. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information . I am doing it as a public service. ( it must be that 7 day count down ! )
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water (tap) each day, at the end of each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of "Escherichia coli" ( E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste, poop (Blind mullets--couldn't resist !) In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine ( or RUM , whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH
The moral of the story is : It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of $%it. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information . I am doing it as a public service. ( it must be that 7 day count down ! )
I'd rather be in the boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with a boat on the rocks
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nascarfan59
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Great advice!
Along those same lines...
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.
Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.
Along those same lines...
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.
Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.
...ron
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!
Time to start working on convincing the wife that we have to go back soon!