Post your Tiger Jokes Here

Bandit · Post by **Bandit** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:04 pm

What is the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?

Santa Claus stops after 3 Ho's

promoguy · Post by **promoguy** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:49 pm

What does Tiger and seals have in common?

they both get clubbed by Norwegians.

irbgolfin · Post by **irbgolfin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:53 pm

What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

irbgolfin · Post by **irbgolfin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:55 pm

Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a tree?

He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

California Girl · Post by **California Girl** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:56 pm

I heard Tiger's changing his name to "Cheetah".

Laura T · Post by **Laura T** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:47 pm

I just wonder if his wife yelled "FORE" before hitting him...as in this is FORE cheating on me...

Ty311USVI · Post by **Ty311USVI** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:26 pm

irbgolfin wrote:What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

I like this one, but I did come up with my own punchline: Tiger can drive the ball down the middle.

Ha Ha Ha

Ty311USVI · Post by **Ty311USVI** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:27 pm

irbgolfin wrote:What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

I like this one, but I did come up with my own punchline: Tiger can drive the ball down the middle.

Ha Ha Ha

vi lover · Post by **vi lover** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 pm

Did you hear the Derick Jeter won the 2009 Sportsman of the year?

That's twice Tiger got beat last week!

Bandit · Post by **Bandit** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:11 pm

Latest News...

Tiger Woods is currently designing a new Golf Course on the island of St. John. Because of limited land availability it will be limited to......say it real fast.........

9 Ho's only!!!!!

jimg20 · Post by **jimg20** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:06 am

A guy was trapped in a cesspool with the contents up to his neck. When the rescuers got there, they asked him how he was doing. He said,

"Better than Tiger."

JIM

Maggy · Post by **Maggy** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:36 am

promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?

they both get clubbed by Norwegians.

Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure

).

pipanale · Post by **pipanale** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:25 am

Maggy wrote:
promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?

they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure ).

Details...details. that one made me laugh the most.

Gotta hand it to Tiger though. When he sets out to win something, he goes for it. Majors? Check. Endorsements? check? Wilt's record...he's working on it.

Maggy · Post by **Maggy** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:47 am

pipanale wrote:
Maggy wrote:
promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?

they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure ).
Details...details. that one made me laugh the most.

Gotta hand it to Tiger though. When he sets out to win something, he goes for it. Majors? Check. Endorsements? check? Wilt's record...he's working on it.

I know...details

Elin should have clubed that Canadi..sorry US guy harder

pipanale · Post by **pipanale** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:48 am

Maggy wrote:I know...details Elin should have clubed that Canadi..sorry US guy harder

OK...little Miss Troublemaker from across the ocean.

You Nordics are all the same to me, but when you go confusing Canadians with Americans, I need to draw the line.

We're fighting now. You just don't know it yet.

I hate Canadians.

(I really don't, but it's always funny to abuse my Canadian coworkers. They are America's hat after all)

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