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LOST themed cake recipe
LOST themed cake recipe
A bunch of gals from work get together once a month, have a potluck dinner, drink wine and laugh. The day after, we share the recipes we ate. Well, one of the gals is 50 yrs old this month so I made her a LOST themed cake. Here is the recipe I sent to the group:
Here’s my recipe for LOST cake:
First:
If you don’t already have these is your pantry, you’ll need to purchase:
an already frosted cake
white frosting & gel food coloring & cheap plastic decorating tips
cake candles
graham crackers
If you don’t already have these is your toy box, you’ll need to purchase:
a 70% off dinosaur park kit (who doesn’t have this?)
a plastic polar bear
a Styrofoam plane
Then:
Mix 3 different batches of yellow, blue & green gel food coloring the white frosting and set aside
Clean up the frosting from the counters, toaster and, oddly enough, the floor behind you (how the hell did that happen?)
Place some graham crackers in a small Ziploc bag and pound the crackers with a MEAT hammer until they resemble “sand”
Scrape the stuff off the top of the already frosted cake
Spread colored frosting on the top of the cake in 3 individual sections: Ocean, Beach, Forest
Sprinkle the pounded “sand” graham cracker over the yellow section ONLY (dang it)
The Aftermath:
Try to fix the piping on the bottom of the cake (you scraped it against the bottom of the toaster at least 3 times and had a total meltdown each time- poor Greg)
Sprinkle leftover “sand” on the botched piping instead- voila!
Attempt to use the plastic decorating tips- swear a lot
Delivery day:
Break plane in half
Stick broken plane, candles, plastic trees, plastic people, plastic polar bear and plastic rocky out cropping into cake
Light candles
ENJOY!
Here’s my recipe for LOST cake:
First:
If you don’t already have these is your pantry, you’ll need to purchase:
an already frosted cake
white frosting & gel food coloring & cheap plastic decorating tips
cake candles
graham crackers
If you don’t already have these is your toy box, you’ll need to purchase:
a 70% off dinosaur park kit (who doesn’t have this?)
a plastic polar bear
a Styrofoam plane
Then:
Mix 3 different batches of yellow, blue & green gel food coloring the white frosting and set aside
Clean up the frosting from the counters, toaster and, oddly enough, the floor behind you (how the hell did that happen?)
Place some graham crackers in a small Ziploc bag and pound the crackers with a MEAT hammer until they resemble “sand”
Scrape the stuff off the top of the already frosted cake
Spread colored frosting on the top of the cake in 3 individual sections: Ocean, Beach, Forest
Sprinkle the pounded “sand” graham cracker over the yellow section ONLY (dang it)
The Aftermath:
Try to fix the piping on the bottom of the cake (you scraped it against the bottom of the toaster at least 3 times and had a total meltdown each time- poor Greg)
Sprinkle leftover “sand” on the botched piping instead- voila!
Attempt to use the plastic decorating tips- swear a lot
Delivery day:
Break plane in half
Stick broken plane, candles, plastic trees, plastic people, plastic polar bear and plastic rocky out cropping into cake
Light candles
ENJOY!
If you think that recreating the tragic death of a famous figure in cake form is funny, then this is your cake. If you're sensitive in any way, it's not for you.
I once posted a picture of it on another board and was told that if I ever went to Alabama, I would be killed.
Mind you, the cake had nothing to do with Alabama.
I once posted a picture of it on another board and was told that if I ever went to Alabama, I would be killed.
Mind you, the cake had nothing to do with Alabama.
Yea...that could be done, couldn't it? Not saying it has been done, but it could be done. Hmmm...LysaC wrote:ok, ok, for the overly sensitive here i will not pressure you.
however, there's a blog i know of that is run by a guy i know of on this forum. something a bout being a bad father figure. maybe posty-post a little info bout the cake over there? hmmmmm?