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Lex
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Post by Lex »

No one doesn't like Ruth.
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JT
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silverheels wrote:I'm assuming that Ruth has seen this and waiting for her reply.


I heard from Ruth this morning. She hadn't opened the link. Something about wanting to know if it was going to pi$$ her off again?
I heard from unnamed sources that if elected she will hold almost all cabinet meetings at the Beach Bar.
When asked, according to another source that requested to be unnamed. STJ Ron said he would decline the position of First Dude. There were other unconfirmed reports that long time Skinny's frequenter Pirate Bill was being seriously considered for Secretary of the Treasury.
Candidates McCain and Obama refused comment until their camps have had a chance to review the matter, though VP candidate Joe Biden claims to have led the purchase of the USVI from Denmark, and VP candidate Sarah Palin asked if they played hockey on STJ. More to come on New Channel 3 as the story unfolds.
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JT wrote: VP candidate Sarah Palin asked if they played hockey on STJ.[/b]
On STJ, Sarah would have to be a snorkel mom!
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Post by pjayer »

If Ruth can't find anyone else, I'd like to be appointed Secretary of State. My qualifications include a brief chat with Foxy in July about the election. At the same time, I saw Ivan sitting at Foxy's bar. As further proof of my competence, I observed Tortola while sipping fruity blended rum drinks from the pool of my villa. Am I qualified? You betcha! :wink:


Edited to correct job title. Perhaps I'm not as qualified as I first thought. :)
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wink, wink!
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You're killin' me PJ!! :lol:

You too, JT!
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I would like to be Secretary of Health and Rum Services!
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Post by California Girl »

Ok, I want Protocol! :lol:
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The purpose of the department of Health and Rum Services is to ensure that all citizens have access to affordable Rum Care. Rum Care will ensure that all citizens of legal drinking age will have rum drinks at a reasonable cost set by the vendor, not to exceed $10 per drink, that will provide the citizens with the proper dosage of rum until the citizen feels healthy enough to have another.
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Post by Lulu76 »

So, X are you saying that you'll head that department or should I submit my resume? I am an expert lime n coconut and painkiller maker.

Ruth, stimulating the economy -- one bottle at a time!

I would offer to be White House press secretary, but I'm way over public statements right now. :lol:
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Post by stjdeb »

OMG!!! That is it, do I have to be on STJ to hit the campaign trail? I'm in - the busiest volunteer, I promise to knock on every door and put up signs in every yard! (With a painkiller in between each stop)
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Hahahahahaha!
I am out of bumper stickers, but I am still accepting nominations for cabinet members. Keep them coming, please.
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Pete (Mr. Marcia)
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Post by Pete (Mr. Marcia) »

I'd like to be sect'y of Health and Inhumane services, please.
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Post by pjayer »

Pete, soon-to-be President-elect Ruth can't be perceived as handing out cabinet appointments willy-nilly. I know you all are friends, but I still think you need to state your qualifications just to avoid the impression of bias.
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Pete (Mr. Marcia)
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Post by Pete (Mr. Marcia) »

Fair enough. For the secretary part, I can type. With regard to the Health part, I smoke and drink, so I know what is and is not healthy. And, lastly, for the inhumane part...I don't like people and mostly am a jerk.

Do I get the job?
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