Don't Miss the Gravy Train
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:28 am
If you want in on this, you have to go to barackobama.com and sign up. Once there, you'll be asked to register, answer a few questions, and make a small donation, but then, you'll be IN.
By in, I mean that come Jan. 21, (if he wins) you will be sent a secret PIN number that will enable you to withdraw up to $200 per day from any ATM direct from the US Treasury, you know, to help him "distribute the wealth".
There is a small catch however. You will have to answer a series of questions to qualify. Questions like: Do you live in "Real America"?
Do you think Broccoli "Rob" is a guy who works in the produce dept or a vegetable?
What is a more believable news source - FoxNews or The New York Times?
How anxious do gay people, people of color, or people with Muslim sounding names make you - very, somewhat, or not at all?
How do you pronounce "nuclear" - NEW-klee-er or Nuk-YOU-lore?
The ATMs will be activated 24 hrs following the inauguration after President Obama goose steps down Pennsylvania Ave. in lock step with Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, and Bill Ayers (after they stop to hug a few trees and burn a few flags) to sign this ground breaking legislation into place.
Part of your donation when you sign up will also be used to help defray the costs of printing huge posters of Obama that will hang from every public building, to forge a statue of Obama for every public square (just like his REAL heros), and to convert all gun shops into abortion clinics.
The secret is out! Good day Comrades!
By in, I mean that come Jan. 21, (if he wins) you will be sent a secret PIN number that will enable you to withdraw up to $200 per day from any ATM direct from the US Treasury, you know, to help him "distribute the wealth".
There is a small catch however. You will have to answer a series of questions to qualify. Questions like: Do you live in "Real America"?
Do you think Broccoli "Rob" is a guy who works in the produce dept or a vegetable?
What is a more believable news source - FoxNews or The New York Times?
How anxious do gay people, people of color, or people with Muslim sounding names make you - very, somewhat, or not at all?
How do you pronounce "nuclear" - NEW-klee-er or Nuk-YOU-lore?
The ATMs will be activated 24 hrs following the inauguration after President Obama goose steps down Pennsylvania Ave. in lock step with Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, and Bill Ayers (after they stop to hug a few trees and burn a few flags) to sign this ground breaking legislation into place.
Part of your donation when you sign up will also be used to help defray the costs of printing huge posters of Obama that will hang from every public building, to forge a statue of Obama for every public square (just like his REAL heros), and to convert all gun shops into abortion clinics.
The secret is out! Good day Comrades!
