Dang, this thread made me log in for the first time. Being the gentleman that I am, I am here to accomodate all of those outcast lovelies which you guys have chosen to scorn and cast out.
Heck, call me a hero if you must!
My name is Tim and I was born headfirst!
Cheers,
Jorge wrote:
Chet wrote:
California Girl wrote:I think you guys will need an official photographer or videographer... I gotta' see this!
Our attorney Dr. Gonzo has advised us no photos please! We will need a driver, bartender, cook, masseuse, and pool girl. All qualified applicants please pm Jorge.
Yep! Servant Applications will not be excepted without photos. lmao
Hi, my name is Tim and I like to travel and see new things.
To all the wives/girlfriends:
I'll be on STJ next April so I'll be providing the Forum reports in between driving topless, serving cocktails poolside, massaging feet, whipping up tasty meals and dancing on the pole. I think I'll have a relaxing vacation. What do you ladies think??
It doesn't sound very relaxing to me. Those boys better come with pockets full of 1's for tipping the pole dancer you and 5's for tipping the driver you! And I'd make 'em go out to eat...there will be no time "whipping up tasty meals", what with having to keep that brass pole shined!
Just to set the record straight... If I'm on the shiny brass pole there better be more than ones comin' my way and topless driving requires way more than $5. A girl's gotta' fund her next STJ trip, right??
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I guess since he let me do the girls trip, I gotta let him go with you Jorge 
lol