Favorite Movie Quotes

[augie]

"Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny".

[aroobagirl]

"Put me in your pocket, Mike"

same movie

"My, she was yar"

[waterguy]

To close for missles switching to guns

[lisak428]

"Hello, Mr. Gopher. It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about...."

"So I got that goin for me, which is nice."

[bevm]

From Dirty Harry:
Harry Callahan:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

and


Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.



AND )Drum Roll Please......

Go Ahead Make My Day!

[2Feathers]

1. "Impetuous, Homeric!"

2. "Don't call me Shirley."

3. "It seemed like Arizona, maybe it was Utah"

Not sure about #1... But #2 & #3 are from two of my all time favorite movies. Here are a couple of my favorite lines from those:

From AIRPLANE!:
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

Or... "The last thing he said to me, 'Doc,' he said, 'some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc,' he said, 'but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.'"

And from RAISING ARIZONA:
Evelle, picking up a bag of balloons: "Do these blow into funny shapes and all?"
Store clerk: "Well, no... Unless you think round is funny."


Stoopid humor cracks me up...

[LMG]

Ruth, you are great.


I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

[LysaC]

great distraction ruth! yay!

(said with a fake accent) "De wimmen... how much for de wimmen?"

"Farewell and adieu to you (fair), Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain"

"One point twenty one gigawatts!?!"

"Must go faster!"

That's not spirit fingers! THIS IS SPIRIT FINGERS!!!"

[bevm]

"It was a Run-By-Fruiting"- Mrs. Doubtfire

Tommy Boy:
Tommy:Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

[Randy in MD]

1) "In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."

2) "Klaatu barada nikto"

[California Girl]

"I've been ionized, but I'm ok now!"

[KTinTX]

1. "Mr. McKittrick, after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks!"

2. (someone already used one line from this scene, but here's mine) "We'd like to extend to you this laurel, and hearty handshake"

3. "Wait for the shake."

4. "Hump?...death. Hump?...death"

5. "Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche."

6. "The rose goes in the front, big guy."

7. "Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

I've got a ton of these that I just love...more to come!

[LysaC]

"I want my 2 dollars."

"Chopper! Sic balls!"

"I's married now!"

[pipanale]

5. "Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche."

6. "The rose goes in the front, big guy."

7. "Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

I've got a ton of these that I just love...more to come!

You're pissing me off with those. The weather here sucks today and we had plans to go to Durham to see a Bulls game. I had an afternoon of baseball planned and I get an afternoon of work instead!

"Look at that. He hit it the fucking bull. Guy wins a steak!"

(language apologies)

[Boston Mike]

Why must they always blame it on the rum!

Pirates of the Caribbean.