Strippers needed............Bev, oh Bev :)

KTinTX · Post by **KTinTX** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:31 pm

What's odd is that in all the trip reports I've read while planning for our first trip (ONE MONTH FROM TODAY!) I haven't seen a single mention of a gentleman's club establishment on St. John. None of the other travel websites seem to mention this establishment either.

There seems to be a pretty regular crowd of amateurs at various bars and beaches anyway where the 'fun' can be had for free, so it would probably be a tough market to 'crack' on STJ!

flip-flop · Post by **flip-flop** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:32 pm

Pia wrote:Where is Kellyanna and her pole when you need her

Pia

I am pretty sure she already got her 1 way ticket and is on her way back to STJ.

KTinTX · Post by **KTinTX** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:38 pm

Flip-Flop,

I'm starting to wonder if it wasn't the Catamaran Crew who posted the ad to recruit additional crewmates for their next trip! Though it sounds like they'd need a bigger boat, and a name change from pole-dancing to MAST-dancing might be in order.

Wakey · Post by **Wakey** » Wed May 27, 2009 8:45 pm

What, no pics?

THIS IS THE INTERNET!

LMG · Post by **LMG** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:57 pm

KTinTX wrote:... and a name change from pole-dancing to MAST-dancing might be in order.

I'm not sure, but I think the name of that establishment could only be one thing: "Deck Fluff"

bevm · Post by **bevm** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:34 pm

Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho

You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.

Pete (Mr. Marcia) · Post by **Pete (Mr. Marcia)** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:57 pm

bevm wrote:
Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho
You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.

I have a very funny taco joke that would fit nicely here, but probably is not appropriate.

RickG · Post by **RickG** » Thu May 28, 2009 6:59 am

I was wondering, when is a back brace like a love swing?

Cheers, RickG

bevm · Post by **bevm** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 am

Pete (Mr. Marcia) wrote:
bevm wrote:
Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho
You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.
I have a very funny taco joke that would fit nicely here, but probably is not appropriate.

I'm using my imagination for that one Pete!!

chicagoans · Post by **chicagoans** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:24 am

Love the Spice Cam, Soggy Dollar Cam... but please someone tell me there won't be a Pole Cam!

kellyanna · Post by **kellyanna** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:53 pm

I submitted my audition via video and I received a reply. "This is not a comedy club."

rkurpiers · Post by **rkurpiers** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:54 pm

VickiH wrote:Holy Crap.

I'd apply but I think I would fail to meet the minimum requirements.

Don't let that stop you. Marisa Tomei has nothing over you.

b-as-u-r · Post by **b-as-u-r** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:01 pm

Hmmm, there's an awful lot of forumites that are going to be on island in the next few weeks; perhaps there's something they're not telling us.

I thought we were just going for Becky's dinner party??

Ali~

lprof · Post by **lprof** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:03 pm

Somehow this thread, coupled with cptkirk's pole dance video...I'm feeling way over the hill...my imagination is still young however!

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