That was way too funny. I played in a rock band for many years and have logged a lot of miles and crappy hotel stays. I've had some crazy, surreal kinda experiences (like am I really seeing this?), but that story has to go down as one of the funniest I've heard!
I can see it now.....NoGoodDaddy The Movie. Opening at theaters everywhere...
Ok Rob....Why did you tell me not to Google Bridget the Midget? It's like your Mom telling you not to eat the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies! You knew I would, and now I have to go to bed and have freaky midget porn dreams all night. Thanks a lot!
Heheheheheeeee....
That was about the only clean pic I could find....lol!
I read this on your blog last night and I was crying. You need to call some network and get your own reality show. This stuff does not happen to everyday people every day.
You could call it: I can't make this stuff up. My life as an everyday guy
OMG!!!!! This is so (sadly) hilarious! How does one come back from an experience like that? Medicated until you're a Zombi? Therapeutic sessions with electric shock? Dude, I'm feelin for ya!