To Bevm - just curious!

LandLockedBeachLover · Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:51 pm

Well there you go! Mystery solved! Fruit in the nostril. Must have been a LOT of rum involved

In honor of you and with respect to your deformities

, I feel inclined to make a new avatar when I return to STT/STJ in 13 days. I vow to, after partaking in copious amounts of rum, carefully place a cherry in EACH of my nostrils (while looking cross-eyed down at them) with a STJ donkey HAIR on my lip. TAKE THAT!!

I can feel the suspense waiting for the photo...

Boston Mike · Post by **Boston Mike** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:29 pm

bevm wrote:
LandLockedBeachLover wrote:OK I'm dying to know. Sorry if I missed out on this question / answer previously...

Bevm - Your avatar. What do you have going on with your eyes and what looks to be a spoon (?) on your nose and/or your tongue sticking out? Is that it? It's buggin' me to figure it out, and won't I feel like a complete tool if you say your face is disfigured somehow?
I'm sorry if you find my avatar offensive. I was born with a few birth defects. Crossed eyes, being one of them. And I have a Harelip. That day I decided to make light of my deformity and put a cherry in my nostril to hide my embarrassment and shame, and for just one moment to feel like a normal, fun person. It was wonderful and so freeing. I love that picture.

Thank you Bev for clearing that up! WE ALL LOVE YA BABE....group hug

crash · Post by **crash** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:57 pm

Bev's my wife, and I've grown to love that crooked little smile, and the drooling no longer bothers me. Her crossed eyes are adorable even if she occasionally runs in to things..I just steer her in the right direction.

Jo Ann - VA · Post by **Jo Ann - VA** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:06 pm

Aw Crash, you are the best husband for taking care of Bev like you do!

Marcia (Mrs. Pete) · Post by **Marcia (Mrs. Pete)** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:15 pm

crash wrote:..I just steer her in the right direction.

Until you don't.

Then, it's, well, CRASH!

Pete (Mr. Marcia) · Post by **Pete (Mr. Marcia)** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:19 pm

Bev I hope you don't mind but we call you Rudolph around here.

bevm · Post by **bevm** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:03 pm

Love you too Mike!!
Rudolph works for me, Pete.
Marcia, Steve will crack up at that one!!

Like your new avatar Pete!

greyhoundmom · Post by **greyhoundmom** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:54 pm

So, Bevm....waiting on the story behind the photo? Come on girl, cough it up!

Xislandgirl · Post by **Xislandgirl** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:59 pm

If people ask nice I can supersize that cherry!

Love ya, Bev!!!!!!

bevm · Post by **bevm** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:50 pm

I PM'd this to LandLockedBeachLover:
Actually, we were staying at Waterfall villa and I was getting trashed. I went in to re-fill my drink and when I opened the fridge I noticed the previous guests left a jar of maraschino cherries. Always the "Class Clown" and looking for a laugh, I shoved one up my nose and walked outside. Everyone cracked up and they took that dumb-ass picture. It's just so dorky and silly like I am that I used it for my avatar..True story.

Love you too, Deedee! Supersize me!

Rachelle & Joe · Post by **Rachelle & Joe** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:05 pm

interesting ! i think we should pass out RED cherries at all FUTURE forum get togeathers AT the Beachbar in honor of BEV ! PLACEMENT OF CHERRIES AT YOUR DESCRETION

Cruzan Chris · Post by **Cruzan Chris** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:56 am

I think I wet Myself Laughing....Bev, you and Crash are my type of people !!

Cruzan Chris

Boston Mike · Post by **Boston Mike** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:52 am

...so the picture didn't come from crash leaving certain issued equipment in a dryer....

Xislandgirl · Post by **Xislandgirl** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:07 am

Bev's cherry, supersized

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pjayer · Post by **pjayer** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:47 am

I've got to hand it to Bevm. She's gotten more mileage out of her cherry than any girl I know. Luv ya, Bev!

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