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- Marcia (Mrs. Pete)
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Shoemak, the people of Walmart photos come from the website www.peopleofwalmart.com.
Yes, Linne, unfortunately, they are real photos
They crack me up!
Yes, Linne, unfortunately, they are real photos
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They crack me up!
This guy signs up for a weight loss clinic, guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in 5 days. 2 days later a ring of the doorbell. Standing there in only a pair of Nike's is a beautiful woman holding a sign that says "if you catch me, you can have me!"...he ran and ran and ran...sure enough, 5 days of this and he'd lost 10 lbs. He then signs up for the 10 day 20 lb program. 2 days later, the doorbell rings and another beautiful woman, wearing only Nike's is holding a sign that says "if you catch me, you can have me!"...he ran and ran and ran...and achieved his weight loss goal after the 10 day trot. He went for broke and called the weight loss clinic and asked for the maximum 25 day 50 lb program. The representative tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted. Two days later, a guy wearing only Nike's is at his door with a sign that said "if I catch you, you are mine!" He lost 67 lbs.
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I'm talking to the contractor who's doing the basement the other day.
Me: Can I use these electricians afterwards? Do they do little one-off jobs if we needed them?
R: Sure. They do small jobs too.
Me: Good. They're great and quite a cast of characters. (They really are. They could be a reality show)
R: Yea...Buddy was on his own for a while but now he's back with the 2 older guys. What are their names? I can't remember. It's Buddy and...(Frustrated that he can't remember)...Jesus Christ
Me: Can't have been him. He's a carpenter.
Poor guy looked at me like I had 4 heads.
Me: Jesus...carpenter. Get it?
Then we laughed until we stopped.
Me: Can I use these electricians afterwards? Do they do little one-off jobs if we needed them?
R: Sure. They do small jobs too.
Me: Good. They're great and quite a cast of characters. (They really are. They could be a reality show)
R: Yea...Buddy was on his own for a while but now he's back with the 2 older guys. What are their names? I can't remember. It's Buddy and...(Frustrated that he can't remember)...Jesus Christ
Me: Can't have been him. He's a carpenter.
Poor guy looked at me like I had 4 heads.
Me: Jesus...carpenter. Get it?
Then we laughed until we stopped.
The 4 bottles of life....
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And I am on the 3rd one already!!!!
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And I am on the 3rd one already!!!!
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