Why did the chicken cross the road?

[patr]

Why did this chicken cross the road?

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To escape this . . .

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A day at Miss Vie's . . .

Does anyone else find it eerie to be munching on Vie's garlic chicken and have the chickens marching all around your feet?!

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And then off to the beach . . .

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A beautiful sunset . . .
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Donkeys on the ride back to the villa . . .

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[chicagoans]

Great pictures! I love those little crabs. With their eyes like that, they always look like they were caught in the act of something! I'm soooo hoping that we see some donkeys on our trip. My kids would love that!

[liamsaunt]

Nice photos! Especially the sunset one.

Nope, no problem on chowing down on the Miss Vie's...top of the food chain and all that.

[Ksea]

Great pictures, love the lil crab!

[sea-nile]

I wondered if we were supposed to pick out our chicken like you pick out a lobster in a restaurant.
I was just a little creeped out when I saw someone feeding some chicken to the chicken.

[California Girl]

I was just a little creeped out when I saw someone feeding some chicken to the chicken.

Eeeewwwww!

[AquaGirl]

I love the STJ version of the "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Great pictures.

Yes, I get a little creeped out about the chickens around you as you eat. But I tell myself that my meat/chicken comes from styrofoam and plastic wrap at the grocery store, not animals

I don't even like to go fishing since I like to snorkel and WATCH the fish, so it bothers me to hook them, even though I do like to eat them.

[captainjay]

I borrowed this from a boating and fishing forum.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before
it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems ".

OPRAH: " Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going
to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens."


GEORGE W. BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the roa d. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here."

COLIN POWELL: "Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..." .


ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."

JOHN KERRY: "Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it."

NANCY GRACE: "That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks."


PAT BUCHANAN: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."


MARTHA STEWART: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information."


DR SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."


ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die in the rain. Alone."



JERRY FALWELL: "Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other
side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that."


GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."


BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road."



JOHN LENNO N: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace."


ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."


BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot."


ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken ."


BILL CLINTON: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken ."


AL GORE: &nb sp;"I invented the chicken!"


COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"


DICK CHENEY: "Where's my gun?"


AL SHARPTON: "Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."


Hillary Clinton: " I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I
will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they
desire."

[patr]

Too funny Capt J -

[brenda]

Are those chairs on Vie's beach for use after the fee is paid? Is the beach OK for wading in to cool off or is it mainly a snorkeling beach? We like both Maho and Salt Pond for the calmness. Thanks.