Cutest video - E V E R
Cutest video - E V E R
If you want to smile - here you go..............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9_RUWw9ms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9_RUWw9ms
Realtor - St John Properties
Forget cute
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
Lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort
Of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
Nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
Disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
Hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what
I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about
What a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
Solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
Noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the
Power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors
By weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --
But at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
Receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than
Willing to return. He is obviously retarded..
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards
Regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
Protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
Lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort
Of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
Nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
Disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
Hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what
I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about
What a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
Solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
Noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the
Power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors
By weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --
But at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
Receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than
Willing to return. He is obviously retarded..
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards
Regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
Protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
Merry Christmas PIA
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