Favorite Movie Quotes

[Ron in South Texas]

I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of grandeur.

Try not, do or do not...there is no try.

Roads?!! Where we're going, we don't need roads!

What's wrong with your eyes?
You should see them from my side!

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

[JT]

The Dude abides.

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[Wolfhound]

My mom won’t give us the money, she said we’d only spend it on drugs. Well, we would.

I don’t want to kill everyone Tom. Just my enemies.

That rabbit's dynamite.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

[2Feathers]

from my favorite all time actor...

well mr carpetbagger... we got something in this territory... called a mizzouri boat ride

"We got us the Josey Wales!"


Lots of great lines from that movie:

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
"Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."


Josey: "When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie: "I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

[beachplums]

wishwewerethere[/b] wrote:

2. "Cookie? Cookie Guggleman?"

My guess:
Catherine O'Hara playing Cookie in "Best In Show" written by Eugene Levy and Christopher Guest...one of the funniest films ever.

Marcia(Mrs.Pete) wrote:

2. "I'm an excellent driver". Is it Dustin Hoffman from "Rainman"?

[mrsb]

You can get this stuff at little corner stores called "bodegas." Say it with me,
["BO-DE-GAS" appears on the screen]


Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Doctor says I need a backeotomy.

Big Ben, parliment

[LysaC]

"Big Ben, parliment"

this mantra goes thru my head whenever i'm in a rotary. i am not kidding.

[chicagoans]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"What knockers!"... "Oh, thank you doctor."

"Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" (Love that whole scene!)

"We're on a mission from God."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Money is the world's curse." ... "May the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover."

"I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

[bevm]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Lloyd Bridges was hysterical in that movie!!!

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

[mrsb]

Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here.

[augie]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

[Nancy_B]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Animal House

"What knockers!"... "Oh, thank you doctor." Young Frankenstein

"We're on a mission from God." Blues Brothers


"I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

Shawshank Redemption

I got some of yours, Chicagoans. One of my favorites:

"I want to party with you, Cowboy"

[stjdeb]

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"Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" (Love that whole scene!)
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Can you say Monty Python? Holy Grail, Knights of Knee, Bring out your Dead, the French Taunting - so funny, oh yeah Killer Rabbit. Also love Meaning of Life with all of the Catholic Children singing as they file out the door to be sold for medical experiments. (you really have to come from a huge Catholic neighborhood to truly appreciate the amount of children these people have - which I did, over 120 kids under 18 on a fairly small dead end street.)Come on, sing along

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
For every sperm that is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Still funny even though I quit smoking weed 20 years (maybe more, maybe less), unlike Cheech & Chong which was not soo funny when not stoned! LOL. (sorry - hope this isn't too politically incorrect)

[Chris]

1) Bueller? Beuller?

2) Lamar, I got a dollar that says I can beak your neck before you move that rig one inch.

3) Just one thin mint!

[chicagoans]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Animal House

"What knockers!"... "Oh, thank you doctor." Young Frankenstein

"We're on a mission from God." Blues Brothers


"I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

Shawshank Redemption

I got some of yours, Chicagoans. One of my favorites:

"I want to party with you, Cowboy"

Yes to all! And your quote is from Stripes!

stjohndeb: yep, that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Still makes me laugh after watching it so many times!

My other quote is from Fiddler on the Roof. Love that movie too.