I'll have the pancakes and a side of St John discussion
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:55 am
It's Sunday in Raleigh. It's about 40 and it's pouring. The kid and I are at a Denny's. Mom's been dropped off at RDU for her flight to Orlando. She's off to visit her ailing father and I'm getting my one week of the year to play Mr. Mom. It's funny. Because I travel all the time, when I'm home alone with the beast, it's like the one week of the year when the divorced dad gets the kid. So...I'd promised breakfast as a way to curry favor and entice good behavior. Denny's it was. Good thing I didn't choose Cracker Barrel or I'd have missed out on a good story.
We were waiting for our food when a waiter came by to top off my coffee.
Him: More coffee?
Me: (barely looking up because, at this point, I've been up for over an hour, it's dark out and I have not had nearly enough coffee) Mrph
Him: St. John bracelet. Right?
Me: (Lights up) Yes!
Him: I got married there and have vacationed there.
Me: So have we. We love it there!
Mountains of food arrive and we start eating.
He comes back to top me off again
Him: Ever been to The Beach Bar?
Me: I spent my birthday there this past year. I had a round of beers there (with Ruth).
Him: Good for you. That's great. Have you ever seen that website On-St. John?
Me: (Laughs). I'm Rob. (Pauses for recognition). The guy in the hula skirt.
Him: (Laughs). Oh yea. It's a small world.
We keep eating.
He comes back to top me off again.
Him: Rob in the hula skirt. (Half laughs, half shakes his head)
Me: Yea. (Because, what can you say when you've gone out, dressed in a bra and danced in front of a video camera.)
We talked about Lindy and he made mention of "The forum".
Little did he know that I was already writing this post in my head. Of course, if he "knows" me at all, he knows that this is going to be written up, exaggerated somewhat, and posted for all to see.
So...Hi Bennie. Nice to have met you and to have shared a little sunshine on a miserable day.
We were waiting for our food when a waiter came by to top off my coffee.
Him: More coffee?
Me: (barely looking up because, at this point, I've been up for over an hour, it's dark out and I have not had nearly enough coffee) Mrph
Him: St. John bracelet. Right?
Me: (Lights up) Yes!
Him: I got married there and have vacationed there.
Me: So have we. We love it there!
Mountains of food arrive and we start eating.
He comes back to top me off again
Him: Ever been to The Beach Bar?
Me: I spent my birthday there this past year. I had a round of beers there (with Ruth).
Him: Good for you. That's great. Have you ever seen that website On-St. John?
Me: (Laughs). I'm Rob. (Pauses for recognition). The guy in the hula skirt.
Him: (Laughs). Oh yea. It's a small world.
We keep eating.
He comes back to top me off again.
Him: Rob in the hula skirt. (Half laughs, half shakes his head)
Me: Yea. (Because, what can you say when you've gone out, dressed in a bra and danced in front of a video camera.)
We talked about Lindy and he made mention of "The forum".
Little did he know that I was already writing this post in my head. Of course, if he "knows" me at all, he knows that this is going to be written up, exaggerated somewhat, and posted for all to see.
So...Hi Bennie. Nice to have met you and to have shared a little sunshine on a miserable day.