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The Top Ten
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:17 pm
by Anthony
Just wanted to say thank you!
1 California Girl 4302 posts
2 mbw1024 4123 posts
3 RickG 3685 posts
4 waterguy 2919 posts
5 liamsaunt 2901 posts
6 flip-flop 2559 posts
7 sea-nile 2491 posts
8 Xislandgirl 2203 posts
9 Pia 1859 posts
10 Jorge 1641 posts
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:20 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
yikes...
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:20 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
I better...
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:21 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
start...
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:21 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
posting more.
Re: The Top Ten
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:22 pm
by mbw1024
Anthony wrote:Just wanted to say thank you!
1 California Girl 4302 posts
2 mbw1024 4123 posts
3 RickG 3685 posts
4 waterguy 2919 posts
5 liamsaunt 2901 posts
6 flip-flop 2559 posts
7 sea-nile 2491 posts
8 Xislandgirl 2203 posts
9 Pia 1859 posts
10 Jorge 1641 posts
I think we all need to get together on island. It seems only right! And I guess we'd never run out of things to talk about
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:23 pm
by Anthony
Pete (Mr. Marcia) wrote:posting more.
That qualifies as cheating Pete - I hope you don't play football like that
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:24 pm
by sea-nile
You are welcome Anthony!
Do we all win a trip to STJ?
(Ten on the beach...)
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:05 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
Anthony wrote:Pete (Mr. Marcia) wrote:posting more.
That qualifies as cheating Pete - I hope you don't play football like that
I cheat like crazy. I'm a freakin' lawyer...what do you expect.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:25 pm
by shoemak38
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:29 pm
by shoemak38
I'll start (my sister in law is a laywer have a stack)
What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?
Soccer practice!
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:31 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
shoemak38 wrote:I'll start (my sister in law is a laywer have a stack)
What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?
Soccer practice!
Why three?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:35 pm
by shoemak38
last one
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified man..."May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said.
"I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:37 pm
by shoemak38
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:40 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
shoemak38 wrote:last one
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified man..."May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said.
"I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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