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Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:01 pm**

Stay tuned for the real deal...but in the meantime...

"Nice to meet you, Jorge."

"I just paid the guy, and he shopped for me"

"Who is all this booze for?"

"Oh my god...the audio is on!!!"

"Is that his ferry?"

"Rick!!! The camera is on!!"

"How many people have peed on me today?"

Glow Bracelets

Fiji Water Brand Vodka

"17 viewers!!"

"I am having a great time":shock:

"I'm F**king Matt Damon!!"

Thugalicious

Casper

"Who wants to s.. .......?"

"I'm F**king Ben Affleck!"

MORE COCO LOPEZ!!!

The Israeli Army???

Landslide!!!

"These (pant) are (pant) the (pant) sausages (pant) I (pant) made (pant) today (pant).

"I'll snatch that Rolex and run to the airport!"

"HI!! I'm Kenny Rogers, and this is a cattle prod!!"

"I'm here for you"

Pee-cans

"Tell anyone about this beach, and I'll kill you!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:30 pm**

Now THAT is hilarious! Unabridged version please!

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:32 pm**

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:07 pm**

I'll add...

The villa now renamed "Anger and Resentment"

"I think we broke Jorge"

Butterface

"Oh S**t I'm a Butterhead"

Does anyone have a diaper for the ride home?

Me:"This is kind of like the island on Lost"
She: "Yeah, we have 'the others' who live in Coral Bay."

Love,
Lobby (my new nickname)

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:25 pm**

LOL It was great talking to you

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:30 pm**

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Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:32 pm**

Ah WG,
Such villa service

We laughed about that phone call for quite a while. We left the villa intact and the next guests very well stocked for the week.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:42 pm**

I had my plane ticket ready to go if you needed me but I figure I'd have to sleep with Jorge.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:50 pm**

Too funny! I can't wait to read the rest. Sounds like you had a blast.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:51 pm**

Jorge demanded he be called Hor Hey but Pia thought Hey Hor was even better. Rick came up with the new villa name. The only sad part of the trip is that we learned Quiet Mon Kenny is leaving STJ to go abroad to Israel and play the banjo. It just won't be the same without him.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:55 pm**

MrB...that is hands down the funniest TR I have every laid my eyes on!!! I freakin' love it! I only wish I had come up with that format first! ROTFLMAO...

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:11 pm**

Great report! Can't wait for the unabridged version.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:20 pm**

You guys are such a tease

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:25 am**

I have no idea what you're talking about.
I missed you guys by a week.
Saw a bunch of smiles in your motley crue-
Smiles-!!!
MJ

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:39 am**

"Does he have an off switch"

"I'm not booked on the plane home!"

Cheers, RickG

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