Well, I don't recommend extreme acts of food protest for everyone, but it has always worked for me. This is something that Sweet Christine and I whip up for chili contests. This recipe rather backed into the name.
SATAN’S SPHINCTER CHILI
Prep time: 6 hours
Cooking start to finish: 4 hours
The Meat Course
1 lb sliced bacon
6 lb beef chuck, minced
2 lbs pork butt, minced
2 tablespoons vegetable oil (or rendered beef suet)
2 large white onions, chopped
12 fresh jalapeno chilies, seeded and chopped
• Cook bacon in skillet and chili pot over moderate heat, turning, until crisp. DO NOT BURN!
• Transfer with tongs to paper towels to drain and pour off all but 2 tablespoons fat from pot.
• Crumble bacon.
• Pat pork dry and season with salt and pepper.
• Add oil to skillet and chili pot and heat over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking. DO NOT BURN!
• Brown pork and beef in batches without crowding and transfer with a slotted spoon to a plate.
• Add onion and jalapeños and cook over moderate heat, stirring, until softened.
First Spice Dump
Peanut oil to cover bottom of large pot
2 Tablespoons garlic, minced
2 teaspoons dried Mexican oregano, crumbled
1 bay leaf
2 dried chipotles - whole
2 dried Ancho chile pods – pureed
¼ cup Extra Hot Lumbre Chili Powder (add more to taste)
½ cup Hot Sandia Chili Powder
1 cup Medium Big Jim Chili Powder
1 (7-oz) can chipotle peppers in adobo sauce - pureed
2 Tablespoons Rocoto Red Hot Pepper Paste
8-16 oz water
2 14 oz cans beef broth
1 cup water
12 oz non-hoppy beer – Whirlwind Wit or homebrewed wit
• Place pot on flame tamer
• Grease bottom of pot with peanut oil and heat to moderately, not smoking
• Mix dry ingredients and garlic for first spice dump in a large bowl
• Add chipotle puree, Rocoto paste and water to bowl to make a paste the consistency of a thick sauce (moderately thick)
• Fry spice paste in pot until aromatic and slightly darker
• Add meat to pot with any juices accumulated on plate
• Add broth and water until the consistency is slightly thinner than desired for serving
• Simmer chili, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until pork is very tender, about 2 hours.
• Add water as necessary
• Adjust earthy heat with ground chiles
Second Spice Dump – 30 minutes prior to judging
1 Tablesoon Tabasco Sauce
1 teaspoon ground coriander
2 teaspoons crushed black pepper
12 to 32 oz can crushed tomatoes, puree or tomato sauce (to taste)
1+ Tablespoon salt (to taste)
2 (19-oz) cans pinto beans, pureed (to consistency and taste)
2-4 Tablespoons roasted ground cumin (to taste)
Habanero – very finely mnced (to taste - 6)
1 lb smoked pork butt, shredded (or more to taste)
• Add Tabasco, coriander and black pepper
• Add smoked pork butt
• Add tomatoes to taste
• Balance tomatoes with salt
• Thicken with pinto bean puree
• Adjust earthiness with roasted ground cumin
• Adjust sharp heat with Habaneros
Right Before Judging
1lb crumbled bacon
Jerome's Hot Sauce (to taste)
Idiot Boys Hot Sauce (to taste)
• Add bacon.
• Adjust heat to pain threshold with Jerome's and Idiot Boys
• Remove whole chipotles and bay leaf
You can buy the best ground red chilis at
http://www.hatch-chile.com/catalog.asp?categoryid=8875 . We also have a spreadsheet to adjust the proportions given total batch size.
Cheers, RickG