The Top 10 Reasons That We Should Not Leave STJ
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:39 am
Top Ten Reasons That We Should Not Leave STJ
Here it is. From our home office in Coral Bay, STJ the top ten reasons that we should not leave STJ:
10. The STJ economy needs us!
9. It's a lot less fun to pack the car at the villa than it is at the ferry.
8. Our alcohol problem that we developed here will cost us a lot more to maintain in the States.
7. We will miss $7 milk and $4 bottles of water.
6. We will be a danger to society as we drive on the left side in the States.
5. No one at work will miss us.
4. Cooper will be lonely at Low Key Watersports.
3. We need to get to the Donkey Diner, ZoZo's, and Jakes.
2. My wife is now able to sit in the passenger seat without a white-knuckle grip on the dash board of the Jeep.
And the number one reason we should not leave STJ.....
1. Luna Vista is available all week.
JIM
Here it is. From our home office in Coral Bay, STJ the top ten reasons that we should not leave STJ:
10. The STJ economy needs us!
9. It's a lot less fun to pack the car at the villa than it is at the ferry.

8. Our alcohol problem that we developed here will cost us a lot more to maintain in the States.

7. We will miss $7 milk and $4 bottles of water.

6. We will be a danger to society as we drive on the left side in the States.

5. No one at work will miss us.

4. Cooper will be lonely at Low Key Watersports.

3. We need to get to the Donkey Diner, ZoZo's, and Jakes.
2. My wife is now able to sit in the passenger seat without a white-knuckle grip on the dash board of the Jeep.


And the number one reason we should not leave STJ.....
1. Luna Vista is available all week.

JIM