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I couldn't make this up if i tried. STJ police log
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:31 am
by kirk
Sunday, May 20
4 p.m. - A resident of Contant p/r his tenants constantly arguing, and he would like one removed because of the malicious destruction that has been conducted in said residence. Malicious mischief.
4:15 p.m. - A resident of Contant p/r his roommate is constantly throwing pepper on his bed. Malicious mischief.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:31 am
by Andrea266
You missed the previous entry, where the woman called to report her roommate using foul language and cursing at her. Sounds like a fun household!
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:14 pm
by Jo Ann - VA
Where in the world do you get this information?
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:23 pm
by Andrea266
St. John Tradewinds,
www.stjohnnews.com.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:07 pm
by Tina
There are always a lot of wacky reports. When I'm on island, I always buy a Tradewinds to get some good laughs.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:25 pm
by Jo Ann - VA
I love this one:
4:50 p.m. - A resident of Chocolate Hole p/r a man stood several inches in front of his face and made a painful face expression. Police assistance.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:32 pm
by sea-nile
It is great if this is all they have to talk about.
My Grandparents lived in a rural town in Illinois where stories about people having company over at their house made the news.
It sure is a lot better than hearing the Chicago news about the numbers of shootings/murders each day.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:35 pm
by Jo Ann - VA
sea-nile - that sounds like the local paper here!!
They tell who wins at the local bridge club. We get the biggest laughs reading it every week.
We always have our fingers crossed that we didn't do anythng 'exciting' enough to make the paper. 
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:37 pm
by Xislandgirl
Many years ago there was a birthday annoucement in the VI daily news that said
"Happy Birthday Baby Girl, We Love you like food."
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:39 pm
by Jo Ann - VA
Too funny Xisland !