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O/T Heads Up

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:23 pm
by BOATSRUS
Just received this from one of my buds, thought I'd give ya'll a heads-up..

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water (tap) each day, at the end of each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of "Escherichia coli" ( E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste, poop (Blind mullets--couldn't resist !) In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine ( or RUM , whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH
The moral of the story is : It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of $%it. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information . I am doing it as a public service. ( it must be that 7 day count down ! )

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:58 pm
by nascarfan59
My credo :D

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:16 pm
by sea-nile
Sounds good to me!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:23 pm
by BOATSRUS
NASCAR...see ya on the rock...we'll try to have the bar stools at the beach bar warmed up for your first turn around the track....

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:31 pm
by Ron_L
Great advice!

Along those same lines...

A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.

Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.

Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 pm
by BOATSRUS
Hey Ron.. can you convert that to grape juice?

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:45 pm
by cptnkirk
I raise my glass and make a toast to that study about time the scientific guys give us something we can use I'll drink to that. I like your rational on it.