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Favorite restroom in Cruz Bay
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:54 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
No, I'm serious. For those of us who have been out on the "town" in Cruz Bay, we know that all restrooms are not created equally. On one end of the spectrum, there is the urine soaked vault that the Beach Bar calls a restroom. (I wonder what they are using to hold the key these days? We've been through the spoon, the paint roller and a non-descript piece of wood.)
What's your favorite restroom? As is custom, I'll go first to get things started. I vote for the either of the restrooms at the Stone Terrace.
Guys...lest you laugh...finding a good restroom for your lady will turn her into a steaming temptress...I kid you not.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:10 pm
by waterguy
In jan. the key holder was the connect four board
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:20 pm
by cat
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:24 pm
by Ron_L
At the end of March the Beach Bar key was on a large metal spoon.
Amy seemed to enjoy the restroom under the Tap Room a Mongoose. She visited it two or three times

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:06 am
by Bandit
I just use Lindy's.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:45 am
by Wolfhound
This is a much better topic than the booze one. But they are connected. The Tap Room wasn't open last June. So I am looking forward going there this year and using the bathroom. The rest room I use most frequently is the one in the parking lot behind Mongoose Junction. There is never a wait.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:49 am
by RickG
I follow the spoon! (Monty Python reference) Well, not my favorite bathroom but a fine key fixture!
There's always Mooie's.
Cheers, RickG
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:04 am
by BOATSRUS
Ever use the one at Cafe Roma (downstairs)?..It makes the beach bar look like the Westin!!(of course I was slightly plowed at this point but who's counting!)
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:09 am
by Tracy in WI
Well the Beach Bar one is definitely NOT my favorite, but I admit to having actually waited in line there......!
Try to sneak in the one up by the Balcony - it's much cleaner and nicer smelling!
Tracy
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:11 am
by bj
Finding a restroom in STJ has always been a challenge! Out of town is even more of a challenge!
My vote is for "out" of Cruz Bay - if it is night and not too many stars out - THE BUSHES!
My vote for "in" Cruz Bay - Mooie's - no frills - always clean - except during The Fourth of July Celebration...
There have been some really awfull facilities in STJ and STT that tend to creep up in my nightmares ever so often, especially during water shortage periods!
Pete (Mr. Marcia) I just love your humor on this message board!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:12 am
by flip-flop
I've used the "public" one at Mongoose - key required, though I can't remember where I got the key - and it was pretty clean.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:34 am
by AnyTing
I think this is a different issue for men and women. I mean, guys, you have a built in biological advantage when it comes to public restrooms. We girls have to make contact. That said, I will hold it until I rupture to avoid having to use a public bathroom. If I'm forced, I'll take what I can get. I haven't yet found a restroom in Cruz Bay that I would write home about.....
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 am
by Jerseyboy
flip-flop wrote:I've used the "public" one at Mongoose - key required, though I can't remember where I got the key - and it was pretty clean.
Yes, that one is pretty clean. I think the key (with the big ring on it) is hanging on the wall right outside. They probably take the key in at night.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:43 am
by DELETED
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:49 am
by ScubaGirl
I vote for Mongoose! When you live on a boat, it's nice to have a land pee, where you don't have to pump to flush!
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