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MOM! he did it again! make him stop! I did NOT! she did it!
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:17 pm
by toes in the sand
Here you go. Fight like kids. Whine about whining.
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:45 pm
by djmom
I don't even know what the fight is about but it is usually the guys fault.
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:52 pm
by toes in the sand
djmom wrote:I don't even know what the fight is about but it is usually the guys fault.
No doubt.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:55 pm
by pipanale
Will you stop touching me!
He's on my side of the seat. Make him stop!
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:59 pm
by djmom
Stop looking at me! Mom, she looked at me!
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:00 pm
by djmom
Go away, I hate you!
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:00 pm
by djmom
You are so ugly! (even though they look exactly alike)
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:12 pm
by toes in the sand
djmom wrote:You are so ugly! (even though they look exactly alike)
djmom, you probably have no idea how spot on that statement is regarding the real reason I started this thread.
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:33 pm
by TrvlJohn
this thread made me think back to when my son and daughter were younger...
My son would ask "Why does she get to ...
#insert anything here#?
My response was "I like
her better!"
My daughter would ask "Why does he get to ...
#insert anything here#?
My response was "I like
him better!"
Eventually, they quit asking the question!

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:37 pm
by Terry
How about..."Hi Mom...I'm out of a job, can I move home"...age 29. What do you say but "sure".
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:01 am
by Lindy
Makes you understand why hamsters eat their young...LOL!
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:03 am
by JT
Terry wrote:How about..."Hi Mom...I'm out of a job, can I move home"...age 29. What do you say but "sure".
Give them money for rent. It'll be cheaper and better for your relationship in the long run!
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:07 am
by augie
Terry wrote:How about..."Hi Mom...I'm out of a job, can I move home"...age 29. What do you say but "sure".
"Now is a great opportunity to see how you react when times are tough. Your ingenuity, resiliency, and intestinal fortitude will be tested, and have a chance to bloom. I really envy you. One day you will look back on this time as being one of the most important and useful of your life. See you on Sunday for lunch."
Sounds good. If that should ever be one of mine asking the original question we'll how able I am to answer it in that way, and even if I can, how well I'll be able to get "Mom" to go along with it.
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:52 am
by Marcia (Mrs. Pete)
"Is that my <insert>? You didn't ask if you could borrow it!"
"I know, because I knew you'd say 'no'"
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:27 am
by Wakey
You you say bounces off me and sticks to you!