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Post your Tiger Jokes Here
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:04 pm
by Bandit
What is the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after 3 Ho's
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:49 pm
by promoguy
What does Tiger and seals have in common?
they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:53 pm
by irbgolfin
What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:55 pm
by irbgolfin
Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant AND a tree?
He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:56 pm
by California Girl
I heard Tiger's changing his name to "Cheetah".
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:47 pm
by Laura T
I just wonder if his wife yelled "FORE" before hitting him...as in this is FORE cheating on me...
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:26 pm
by Ty311USVI
irbgolfin wrote:What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
I like this one, but I did come up with my own punchline: Tiger can drive the ball down the middle.
Ha Ha Ha
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:27 pm
by Ty311USVI
irbgolfin wrote:What's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
I like this one, but I did come up with my own punchline: Tiger can drive the ball down the middle.
Ha Ha Ha
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 pm
by vi lover
Did you hear the Derick Jeter won the 2009 Sportsman of the year?
That's twice Tiger got beat last week!
New Golf Course on St. John
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:11 pm
by Bandit
Latest News...
Tiger Woods is currently designing a new Golf Course on the island of St. John. Because of limited land availability it will be limited to......
say it real fast.........
9 Ho's only!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:06 am
by jimg20
A guy was trapped in a cesspool with the contents up to his neck. When the rescuers got there, they asked him how he was doing. He said,
"Better than Tiger."
JIM
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:36 am
by Maggy
promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?
they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure
).
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:25 am
by pipanale
Maggy wrote:promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?
they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure
).
Details...details. that one made me laugh the most.
Gotta hand it to Tiger though. When he sets out to win something, he goes for it. Majors? Check. Endorsements? check? Wilt's record...he's working on it.
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:47 am
by Maggy
pipanale wrote:Maggy wrote:promoguy wrote:What does Tiger and seals have in common?
they both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Not marking words here, but Elin is Swedish and in Sweden we definitely NOT club seals (but we do like to club a certain Tiger for sure
).
Details...details. that one made me laugh the most.
Gotta hand it to Tiger though. When he sets out to win something, he goes for it. Majors? Check. Endorsements? check? Wilt's record...he's working on it.
I know...details
Elin should have clubed that Canadi..sorry US guy harder
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:48 am
by pipanale
OK...little Miss Troublemaker from across the ocean.
You Nordics are all the same to me, but when you go confusing Canadians with Americans, I need to draw the line.
We're fighting now. You just don't know it yet.
I hate Canadians.
(I really don't, but it's always funny to abuse my Canadian coworkers. They are America's hat after all)