USVI-On-Line

Forget cute

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
Lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort
Of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
Nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
Disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
Hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what
I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about
What a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
Solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
Noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the
Power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors
By weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow --
But at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
Receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than
Willing to return. He is obviously retarded..

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards
Regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
Protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

don't make me go linking to a cute video of the baby. We could have a cute-off

If your kid is wearing a hula skirt and coconut bra -- you win, you soooo win.

Gromit wrote:If your kid is wearing a hula skirt and coconut bra -- you win, you soooo win.

Ok, Pip, even if you do not have a baby video wearing a hula skirt and coconut bra I hear-by challenge you to make one!! That would be hilarious! Good idea Gromit!

Gina

Careful Gina... he'll do it and make the family christmas card out of the photographic evidence!!

Merry Christmas PIA

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