USVI-On-Line

Finally, at last, our trip is soon come
Bring on the Jeannius, the ilons, the RUM!
Starting it off on a cat for a week
What the hell were we thinking, Drama Girl’s gonna freak!
Let’s keep her happy with a friend, drinks and lute
Perhaps a manboy who is totally cute.
Spare us the bitching “Holy pi$$ Mom it's HOT!”
And keep the girl away from all island pots.
Critter Boy gets it the same way that we do
All the kid needs is Tarantula fishing and Taboo.
A snorkel, big lizard, Pyramid in the sand
A miniature surfer, so cute, blonde and tanned.
Then there is Honey, he likes beer and building mermaids with boobies
Just don’t mention the word shopping or the $40 smoothies!
Pretend you’re a lady, get bikini choices right
Sunscreen prevents wrinkles, get high on life like a kite
Do not stress over all of the sh*t you just ate
Who the hell cares if it’s just Cellulite on a plate
STJ, BVI’s, sailing, limin here we come
A boat, some great friends, some slow times and good fun!


If any of you Juner's happen upon a patchwork group of 7 on island, stop and say hi. I'll be the blonde with the funky bun.

Love it!!!

Which company are you chartering with?

Love it! Have a great trip - maybe we'll run into you in 9 days or so!!

DON'T FORGET THE BOOK!

Have fun, can't wait to hear about it.

SUPER fun! Have a blast. We'll see ya in a week!

Now that was fun!!! Love it!!

Cellulite on a plate........that's so funny and so true.

We'll look for your bun on the beach.

Jeannius is such a beautiful boat. You'll have a blast! I'll have to give them a try when they get back from the World ARC.

I'm really looking forward to the stories about your daughter's run in with the marine toilet and showering in the WC!

Cheers, RickG

Nice!

Have so much fun!

LOVE IT Can't wait for this report,have a blast!

Have fun! Looking forward to your trip report and photos.

LOVE IT!!!!!

Sounds like a blast! Wishing it was me Have a wonderful time!