USVI-On-Line

Pia wrote:Boston Mike - that's too funny.

My Brother in Law, after visiting us on an all expenses paid trip for the whole family (villa, air fare and food/spending money) from my MIL, just could not understand how we could possibly live anywhere where there was no Walmart

They also sat in the shade, fully clothed at Honeymoon and complained how they hated the sun and sand and...........(the list went on )

Pia

and I hope you beat them over the head with a colorful noodle.... I see people in jeans on the rock and I get drenched....

Short story about over dressing in the tropics:

We are riding in the cab over to Red Hook and a young woman with her young man is wearing a down vest. They want to be dropped at the Ritz. Innocently I say to her, "Gee, you should take that vest off. Your making me hot."

My wife gave me the look that says, "Just when I think I know how dumb you can be, you up the ante." The rest of the ride was kind of awkward. I'm thankful they didn't get on the ferry.