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What's odd

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:31 pm
by KTinTX
What's odd is that in all the trip reports I've read while planning for our first trip (ONE MONTH FROM TODAY!) I haven't seen a single mention of a gentleman's club establishment on St. John. None of the other travel websites seem to mention this establishment either.


There seems to be a pretty regular crowd of amateurs at various bars and beaches anyway where the 'fun' can be had for free, so it would probably be a tough market to 'crack' on STJ!

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:32 pm
by flip-flop
Pia wrote:Where is Kellyanna and her pole when you need her :) :) :)

Pia
I am pretty sure she already got her 1 way ticket and is on her way back to STJ.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:38 pm
by KTinTX
Flip-Flop,

I'm starting to wonder if it wasn't the Catamaran Crew who posted the ad to recruit additional crewmates for their next trip! Though it sounds like they'd need a bigger boat, and a name change from pole-dancing to MAST-dancing might be in order.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:45 pm
by Wakey
What, no pics?

THIS IS THE INTERNET! :lol:

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:57 pm
by LMG
KTinTX wrote:... and a name change from pole-dancing to MAST-dancing might be in order.
I'm not sure, but I think the name of that establishment could only be one thing: "Deck Fluff"

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:34 pm
by bevm
Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho 8)
You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:57 pm
by Pete (Mr. Marcia)
bevm wrote:
Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho 8)
You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.
I have a very funny taco joke that would fit nicely here, but probably is not appropriate.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:59 am
by RickG
I was wondering, when is a back brace like a love swing?

Cheers, RickG

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 am
by bevm
Pete (Mr. Marcia) wrote:
bevm wrote:
Chet wrote:Not to worry Bev...you can apply at Jorge's Taco Stand & MILF Bar on Maho 8)
You expect me to hawk my wares at a Taco Stand. I have a little more self-respect than that. Not much...but a little more.
I have a very funny taco joke that would fit nicely here, but probably is not appropriate.
I'm using my imagination for that one Pete!! :wink:

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:24 am
by chicagoans
Love the Spice Cam, Soggy Dollar Cam... but please someone tell me there won't be a Pole Cam!

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:53 pm
by kellyanna
I submitted my audition via video and I received a reply. "This is not a comedy club."

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:54 pm
by rkurpiers
VickiH wrote:Holy Crap. :shock:

I'd apply but I think I would fail to meet the minimum requirements. :wink:
Don't let that stop you. Marisa Tomei has nothing over you. :wink:

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:01 pm
by b-as-u-r
Hmmm, there's an awful lot of forumites that are going to be on island in the next few weeks; perhaps there's something they're not telling us. :oops: I thought we were just going for Becky's dinner party?? :wink: Ali~

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:03 pm
by lprof
Somehow this thread, coupled with cptkirk's pole dance video...I'm feeling way over the hill...my imagination is still young however!

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