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Uh-oh, nothintolose. Our stripper names don't sound anything like those. We must have done it wrong.

I think we need to start over. Does anyone know what the actual rules are? Surely there's an expert here who can guide us. Hasn't anyone done any research on this topic?!
-Ruth

Ruth, for me, you get the laugh out loud award. Muffy Downing ? Mine is Missy West.

Ok, I did a bit of online research and found several variations on how to get one's stripper name. (Amazing what I do when I'm trying to avoid finishing the work I need to get done). The one I liked the best was this:

YOUR STRIPPER NAME : ( Name of your favorite perfume / Favorite Candy )

All the others I tried weren't cute, sexy, or even funny for me but this one sounds a bit like a stripper:

Chanel Truffles

Using the same rules (1st pet/street you grew up on):

Bonnie Sheridan

Sounds more like a fashion designer than a stripper.

Pete, what's yours?

OK- I'll play this game. My name would be Shalimar Godiva. Too bad I don't have blond hair to go along with this image.

If i go by the first set of rules, it's Muffy Brummel

Using the second set, I have a problem. I don't have a favorite perfume. I could use one of my favorite scents...

Pork Truffles

I think I'll stick with Ronelle

So far neither of those are the ones that I got but I can't figure out from the names how they got them.

Yes...we have NO lives

These funny stripper names confuse me. The name of my first pet is “Speedy” (a budgerigar), and the street’s name is “Skansegade”. But it does not sound as a stripper name “Speedy Skansegade”?? Then I tried to Google “stripper name”. I got 2 different proposals (not anything to do with pet or street). I can be Heidi Lustysizzle or Heather Sicemore. Think the first name is the most interesting, but would like to know what my pet/street stripper name will be.

Linne

Cricket Randolph here.

And Ruth says we can't come up with something to debate.

I am sticking with my method. First Pet/First Street. How else would you ever get Killer Highway 69! THAT is an awesome stripper/porn star name

Here is the reason for my name.

Hog, I ride a Harley
2000 The year of my bike.
My real name is Tim

I suspected but did not want to assume! Love Harleys. The ex has two but will not share

I suppose it isn't real hard to figure out I'm from Minnesota....Bemidji area (15 years here, first 34 years in Chicago) and my first name is Jim.

Just found this one
My porn name would be Max Shadow
I kind of like that

My forum name has to do with a couple of vacations we had on St. John. On the first trip we rented a power boat for the day with some friends to visit the BVIs. Someone had to register as Captain and that ended up being me. I proudly displayed the Nauti Nymph receipt with Captain Scott on it in our house on our travel wall.

On another trip with friends to STJ we celebrated my birthday on the trip and they gave me a Captains hat as a gag gift.

Since then I have been Captain Scott in our group and my friend Phil that gave me the hat goes by first mate.

Just seemed fitting to use the name on the STJ forum.