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Back in my single and skinny days on STJ, we used to travel to the Willie T whenever we would get a day off and had the cash.

Zeus, the bartender, and I had an arrangement when the restaurant was filled with tourists. I would lay on the bar and he would do a do a "body" shot off me. The tourists would laugh (or be shocked) but they all bought more drinks and some did shots off their spouses and then tipped Zeus well. My lunch and bar tab was taken care of.

Those few times were my only "stranger" body shot experiences and the only times I have ever laid down on a bar.

Oh, to be young and foolish again. These days, I think he would pay my tab just to keep me off the bar

Xislandgirl wrote:Back in my single and skinny days on STJ, we used to travel to the Willie T whenever we would get a day off and had the cash.

Zeus, the bartender, and I had an arrangement when the restaurant was filled with tourists. I would lay on the bar and he would do a do a "body" shot off me. The tourists would laugh (or be shocked) but they all bought more drinks and some did shots off their spouses and then tipped Zeus well. My lunch and bar tab was taken care of.

Those few times were my only "stranger" body shot experiences and the only times I have ever laid down on a bar.

Oh, to be young and foolish again. These days, I think he would pay my tab just to keep me off the bar

You are my new hero! What a great story...man, the things we did when we were young! Of course, if I had the body I had in the 70's and 80's it would be a "no call" to try the body shots on more time.

That's why we've never had even the remotest desire to go to Woody's.

Never been there. Don't want to. If I want fried food, sitting on a street, listening to drunks yell, "whooo" I'd just go to any bar here in Wisconsin.

RickG wrote:VickiH, I must have missed your body shot photo. Time to troll Woody's web site.

Hope you didn't spend too much time looking....it's entirely possible that I am completely full of hot air....

Pete (Mr. Marcia) wrote:That's why we've never had even the remotest desire to go to Woody's.

Never been there. Don't want to. If I want fried food, sitting on a street, listening to drunks yell, "whooo" I'd just go to any bar here in Wisconsin.

In all my years on island and visiting, I have never seen anyone doing a body shot at Woody's. I had no idea that people did them there until I saw pics on their website.

Xislandgirl wrote:Zeus, the bartender, and I had an arrangement when the restaurant was filled with tourists. I would lay on the bar and he would do a do a "body" shot off me.

But, see, that's different. That is a mutally agreeable business arrangement. Doesn't count at all. It's the drinking out of a complete stranger's navel that I find puzzling and actually kind of gross.

Same idea different continent: I saw an article about a restaurant in Japan where the gimmick was to have lovely young ladies in bikinis lay on a table, and then sushi would be placed all over her. Men would eat the sushi right from the model's body--not even picking it up with their fingers...urm, yuck.

liamsaunt wrote:

Xislandgirl wrote:Zeus, the bartender, and I had an arrangement when the restaurant was filled with tourists. I would lay on the bar and he would do a do a "body" shot off me.

But, see, that's different. That is a mutally agreeable business arrangement. Doesn't count at all. It's the drinking out of a complete stranger's navel that I find puzzling and actually kind of gross.

Same idea different continent: I saw an article about a restaurant in Japan where the gimmick was to have lovely young ladies in bikinis lay on a table, and then sushi would be placed all over her. Men would eat the sushi right from the model's body--not even picking it up with their fingers...urm, yuck.

There is an incredibly tasteless joke that could be made at this point. Rick, Waterguy, Bandit, Jorge...you guys want to take a shot at it?

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Jorge wrote:[quote="Pete (Mr. Marcia

There is an incredibly tasteless joke that could be made at this point. Rick, Waterguy, Bandit, Jorge...you guys want to take a shot at it?

No joke from me on this one. I see absolutly nothing wrong with this. I thought I would shock Barbara during Bike Week at Mrtyle Beach Doll House and buy her 2 lap dances. She absolutly loved it. I think I am still sporting a chub. Party on Garth. Jorge[/quote]

"sporting a chub" that cracks me up. There actually is a "gentleman's club" not far from here called "Chubbies."

Here, I'll provide the lead and someone else can provide the punch line. "While eating sushi from the woman's body, they all complained that it tasted a bit ________."

Uuuummmm....Whould the word your looking for be FISHY?????

XOXO
Bug

bugblu98 wrote:Uuuummmm....Whould the word your looking for be FISHY?????

XOXO
Bug

Funny cartoon I once saw. A hot dog, with arms and legs and a face...a sort of human hot dog...goes to the mailbox. He opens a Publisher's Clearing House type of promo that reads, "congratulations, you may already be a weiner."

The fishy thing is kind of insulting. Sorry about that. It's just a classic joke.

Liamsaunt, I'm with you.....partaking of food from someones body is not right, especially the belly button. Do you know the kind of crap that grows in there??? I'm an O.R. nurse (and huge germ-a-phobe) and we always thoroughly cleanse the umbilicus prior to abdominal surgery. I'm telling you, I've pulled more large, filthy things from patient's navels than I care to remember. Think about that next time you're all puckered up to slurp!!

HoHoHo!!!!!

Strangers? I only do body shots from women I know, or want to know. Jamestown, I don't want to know anyone who has, well, navel infiltrates!

Christine, did you delete my body shot pictures? I know I have one of you wearing a sundress.

For those women too skinny to handle a good body shot, we create a whipped cream reservoir!

Chub on!

Cheers, RickG

Hate to tell you this RickG, but even the women/men you know or want to know may be harboring small communities in their navel. Think twice before a belly button shot!
Jamestown

Hell yes it's cheating...so I defer to rule #1: "Don't get caught". But St John is so small that your neighbors know what you're thinking, so there is no rule #1.