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what happened next...

Well, after Saltydog came to from his crazed Connecticut to StJ SUV dream, we realized we'd been up most of the night. It was a sunrise celebration and it didn't take long for someone to suggest that it was time for breakfast. And then, of course, the beach.

We headed into town for some food, not one of us feeling as though we'd been awake for the past 36 hours, and stopped for breakfast at...

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Jost by way of KC's yacht. We had White Bay to ourselves! There was not a soul there besides our party and the bartenders at Soggy Dollar. After a dozen or so painkillers and a nice nap in a hammock we then...........

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"Cheeseburgers in Paradise and Rum all around. On the house. As a matter of fact, lets all motate over to my millionaire's villa where your every desire will be granted and we'll lay under palapas on masseuse tables with drink pedestals under our faces sipping Margarita's while we are indulged with 2 hour long exotic massages. The girl with the rockstar girlfriends boobs and non-flabby a$$ gets Brad Pitt as her service attendant."

So you said make believe, I thought BIG!

as we were docking he said to us.......

"You all got those Bongo Bongo On-St.John.com boys with ya? I been looking everywhere for 'em." We turned, and sure enough, there they were with their cams strapped around their heads. They told us we were going to be featured on their website and all their advertisers wanted to give us free stuff. Man were we excited. I was tasting that VI Pale Ale and looking forward to a day with Capt. John!

Jeff said there was one catch, and it was that we had to.....

go back to bongo bongo with them after making a few stops to visit the locals and get Russ some xanex to steady his hand before he shot the footage. The other catch was that we had to hang out on their decks and drink beer, eat extremely hot shrimp (courtesy of Rick G and Ruth) and then help prepare seafood wontons. We played a few rounds of mosquito tennis and then took long cold baths in the fountain and we all had a wonderful evening. The most exciting thing that happened was......

when we woke up the next morning at Bongo there was fresh coffee brewing and waffles hot off the iron!

After a wonderful breakfast, it was time to clean up so we left for the beach. Sorry Bongo Boys! We were all limin' around on Maho when all of a sudden.....

Bugblu pulls our her tattoo kit.

We all lined up for our matching St.John Forum Gang tatoos! (all in the same secret spot) . . . when all of a sudden we noticed Jorge snorkeling off in the distance waving at us to come see what he had found. We all put on our snorkel gear and swam out to see him. There were so many Hawksbill turtles, stingrays and dolphins in our way but we finally made it and Jorge showed us what he found . . . a buried treasure chest full of gold!

And he told us that since he was in a generous mood (and really liqored up) he was going to build us each our own villa and pay for the up keep and taxes and we could come down whenever we wanted on his private jet. Then he showed us one more little thing.......

Well, I am not exactly sure if we should call it a little thing, I mean we had all heard the stories about the true size of it but it was hard to believe people that were drunk and hanging out in Peter Bay.

He turned around and there it was, in all it's glory......