Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:37 pm
Vicki H
That is too funny!!
That is too funny!!
1. He can't add anything interesting to your conversation. Hey, sometimes we chicks like to let the guy talk...carry the conversation...while we sip or slurp on our beverage.
2. He can't pay for the stuff that you see while you are shopping. Dang, Stanley doesn't have credit card!
3. He can't take pictures. Sometimes I actually WANT to be in the picture.
4. Stanley can't do the sunscreen on you. I love that part!
5. Stanley might not complain about being on the beach all day and want to get back to the villa to watch TV but, neither will my man.
6. He might not notice the flab rolling over the bathing suit but, neither do I. Heck, we're all on vacation and even Stanley can look a little bloated in that humidity.
7. A real man takes the "cranky" right out of me first thing in the morning.
8. Stanley might not drink my rum but, he can't make my drinks, either. A real man makes the drinks and keeps 'em coming.
9. A real man doesn't get injured. Much. Or, if he does, a little bit of sympathy can really pay off for everyone.
10. If a real man hogs the covers, you can move in a little closer and get really warm.
Forget Stanley. I'm taking Pete.
Marcia (Mrs. Pete)