Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:34 pm
How bout Petroglyptis? 
Hmmm, sounds rare, contagious and most important, deadly....I like ittochin wrote:How bout Petroglyptis?
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Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:24 pm
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:00 pm
If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:39 pm
Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marleyaugie wrote:If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:33 pm
Don't forget "dance impaired" ...54b wrote:Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marleyaugie wrote:If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:08 pm
augie wrote:
Don't forget "dance impaired" ...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:16 pm
Important not to forget dance impaired!!augie wrote:Don't forget "dance impaired" ...54b wrote:Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marleyaugie wrote:If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:18 am
Ha ha, you and me both.augie wrote:
Don't forget "dance impaired" ...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:44 am
I like "CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS"...lol
Too funny!...
Too funny!...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:35 pm
Whew! You boys are getting me all twitterpated with excitement. Nothing like a gray, dreadlocked, dance impaired, albino, tone deaf Marley Man to turn a girl on! Of course if the Marley Man is suffering from a bad case of Mongoose Flu brought on by an onset of Mad Donkey Disease which derived from having Blue Tengue Fever that was contracted during the Grootpandemic, that just makes it all worth it...It must be LOVE! Either that or I'm suffering from a bad case of CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS!augie wrote:Don't forget "dance impaired" ...54b wrote:Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marleyaugie wrote:If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:52 pm
Whew! You boys are getting me all twitterpated with excitement. Nothing like a nothing like a gray, dreadlocked, dance impaired, albino, tone deaf Marley Man to turn a girl on! Of course if the Marley Man is suffering from a bad case of Mongoose Flu brought on by an onset of Mad Donkey Disease which derived from having Blue Tengue Fever that was contracted during the Grootpandemic, that just makes it all worth it...It must be LOVE! Either that or I'm suffering from a bad case of CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS!LynnieGirl wrote:Don't forget "dance impaired" ...augie wrote:Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley54b wrote:If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...
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Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:47 pm
Betsy, if you thought that was exciting, wait until you find out that I've made the big decision to donate the fingernails I grew on STJ to science.
As for why I still have the fingernails I grew on STJ, my therapist said I don't have to talk about it if I don't want to...
As for why I still have the fingernails I grew on STJ, my therapist said I don't have to talk about it if I don't want to...
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:47 pm
I was just quoting LynnieGirl,
But I have to say it would be a sight to see...lol
But I have to say it would be a sight to see...lol
Re: Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:20 pm
These are too funny!!! You amaze me 54b!54b wrote:It's official, we need to name this abnormal growth phenomenon...if we don't name it, some other tool like Thomas Edison will get credit for it...history is merciless...trust me, I'm in Marketing.
Possible Names Include But Are Not Limited To:
ST. JAUNDICE
TEKTITUS
WADSWORTH'S REVENGE (I warned you to put the Christ of the Caribbean back up on Peace Hill where you found it)
BLUE TENGUE FEVER
MONGOOSE FLU
MAD DONKEY DISEASE
GROOTPANDEMIC
CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS
Actually every one in my group burned up some razors while there! And if you look at Capn Dan and Mr. GHM the baldness is only 1/2 natural!