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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:42 am
by BillVT
SJfromNJ
"He thinks, therfore he arrrr!" (Thank you!)
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:46 am
by California Girl
LMAO! This thread is so funny!
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:03 pm
by Ron in South Texas
Since my school's mascot is the pirates, I have to share my favorite:
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:55 pm
by Teresa_Rae
These are cracking me up and I'm not even sure if I like pirates
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:37 am
by Barb Y
These are great! Margo you must be lovin this!
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:41 am
by California Girl
Arrrrr, Cap'n Barb! I be lovin' these!
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:43 am
by chicagoans
I told the chili joke to DH and the kids last night, trying for a pirate accent. They laughed but made fun of my pirate voice. I always sound like an Irish pirate!
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:42 pm
by hoosierdaddy
What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes.
8 Pirates.
