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Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:30 pm**

Oh. My. God. Fabulous.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:39 pm**

Was it Sassy Cassie? I don't know how to post youtube videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cavs1eOAV5g

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:43 pm**

what a story! ...still laughing!

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:48 pm**

You found my ex-wife. She's shorter now. Just don't call her Christine.

Cheers, RickG

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:45 pm**

Nothing or no one can top that, Rob!! LMAO!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:46 pm**

Isn't the term "little people" or in this case "little woman". Why am I laughing writing this? Yes, I am sick! (and 4'11")

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:56 pm**

Bev has confirmed it. It was Bridget the Midget.

If you are at all offended by anything short of midget porn, I highly suggest you DO NOT google her.

Folks...it's my life. I'm just happy to share it with you.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:05 pm**

pipanale wrote:Bev has confirmed it. It was Bridget the Midget.

If you are at all offended by anything short of midget porn, I highly suggest you DO NOT google her.

Folks...it's my life. I'm just happy to share it with you.

are you keeping track of this Sh stuff????? It could be a movie! With Sequels! I swear!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:50 am**

That was way too funny. I played in a rock band for many years and have logged a lot of miles and crappy hotel stays. I've had some crazy, surreal kinda experiences (like am I really seeing this?), but that story has to go down as one of the funniest I've heard!

I can see it now.....NoGoodDaddy The Movie. Opening at theaters everywhere...

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:01 am**

Ok Rob....Why did you tell me not to Google Bridget the Midget? It's like your Mom telling you not to eat the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies! You knew I would, and now I have to go to bed and have freaky midget porn dreams all night. Thanks a lot!

Heheheheheeeee....

That was about the only clean pic I could find....lol!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:44 am**

I read this on your blog last night and I was crying. You need to call some network and get your own reality show. This stuff does not happen to everyday people every day.

You could call it:
I can't make this stuff up. My life as an everyday guy

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:59 am**

OMG!!!!! This is so (sadly) hilarious! How does one come back from an experience like that? Medicated until you're a Zombi? Therapeutic sessions with electric shock? Dude, I'm feelin for ya!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

No, sorry, I do feel bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:22 am**

Seriously, you should write a book with all the things that happen to you.

I almost died laughing when I was imagining you running away with flip flops on.

So funny.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:36 am**

are you keeping track of this Sh stuff????? It could be a movie! With Sequels! I swear!

Coen brothers.

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:59 am**

You KNOW there's a gay beer in there somewhere. ("In Bruges")

Pipanale played by Colin Farrel.

Cheers RickG

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The one where I get chased through the hotel